Happy birthday to you! I have a "special" surprise for you. I'm going to spend the day insulting and belittling you. Telling you how small you are, how you can't get me off because you're too small. You're a shrimpy little man, a bug. I tell you how I've been with so many other guys who are way bigger than you. Amongst the belittling, I stomp you out with my feet. Then I crush you with my ass to show you how much bigger I am than you, bug man. Lots of palm. Lots of buttcrushing and foot stomps.

Happy birthday to you! I have a "special" surprise for you. I'm going to spend the day insulting and belittling you. Telling you how small you are, how you can't get me off because you're too small. You're a shrimpy little man, a bug. I tell you how I've been with so many other guys who are way bigger than you. Amongst the belittling, I stomp you out with my feet. Then I crush you with my ass to show you how much bigger I am than you, bug man. Lots of palm. Lots of buttcrushing and foot stomps.