Oh good, you're finally starting to wake up! Your girlfriend shrank you and you're nothing more than these sandwich ingredients that you're surrounded by. That's right. I'm breaking up with you and you're going into my sandwich! I've always liked making breakups fun and this will surely be the highlight of our relationship. I got bored of you so fast!

I figured this would be a fitting way to end things because you've seen me eat so many sandwiches and you always talked about the big bites I'd take. You liked watching me eat. How long do you think you'll last in my sandwich before I... Show more