You're probably wondering what I have as a surprise for you because I haven't surprised you with anything in the short time we've been together. So, look what I found when you were out- an entire box of used women's sneakers stashed away in your closet. That isn't the surprise, though. THIS is the surprise! ~shrinks you~

Don't worry, you're ok aside from the fact that your girlfriend shrunk you. Pretty cool that your girlfriend had the power to shrink you all along, huh? But you know what's not cool? The fact that you kept all of this hidden from me. For that, I've already decided ... Show more