I just got a new pair of kicks. A pair of Nike's with thick tread perfect for hiking, and crushing. I admire them in the box, get them out, feel them, slip them on for the very first time, and I'm in heaven with my amazing new sneakers. I have somewhat of a sneaker fetish I guess you could say.

My girlfriend calls just as I'm about to head out. Whilst we're chatting I spot a box peeking out from under my bed. I walk over to it and it's exactly what I think it is. My ex's fragile miniatures!! I dump everything onto the floor and start crushing it with my girlfriend cheering me on. <... Show more