Guess what? It didn't work out between your step-son and I. I got bored of him and I made our breakup hella fun. You wanna know what I did to him? You already know what I did to you, but he isn't even around anymore. He got eaten in a sandwich. HAHA! I know you can hear and understand everything I'm saying, so even thought you can't see what's happening to you, you're now on my belly where your step-son's remains are. You're going to join him in my belly!

The reason I transformed you into a pickle is because you've always been an asshole (a dick). I would have transformed you into ... Show more