Your girlfriend is not only breaking up with you, but she's also going to do you a favor and crush you under her foot to get rid of you for everyone. You're small, pale, your penis looks like a frightened turtle, you say things and don't do them, and there's not one good quality about you. She tried to find it in the goodness of her heart to give you a chance, but she's so above you that it's pathetic. You're an embarrassment to be seen with in public. She's done with you. In fact, you won't even crunch when she crushes you because she doesn't think that you have a backbone in your entire b... Show more