My loser ex left his "valuable" toys behind... I just finished getting ready for the gym when he called me about it. I was wearing my new Nike sneakers (from my new boyfriend) -which make me so fucking horny- a pair of white socks, short shorts, and a sports bra. He asked me to look in the closet for his toys. Tehh! Fuck him and fuck his toys!

Lol I was dragging the big box of his precious sentimental toys out of the closet while at the same time telling him there wasn't a single box in my closet. It was really hard not to bust up laughing while I was doing this. I even put him on ... Show more