"I don't have time to do these kinds of interviews, but I have no choice. Do you know why? Let me take some more moments of my day to enlighten you...

I have professional assistants that are supposed to do this application interview process for me. However, they're too accepting of average people. I keep ending up with these half assed step-mother fuckers who can't pull their own weight, can't think on their feet, and they only last 1 or two weeks before I get sick of them and fire them.

I've had to come up with a creative interview process to filter out the dumb fucks. ... Show more