Southern Belle Rachel is a simple girl who isn't hard to get along with - unless you're an asshole on the road! Dozens of Seattle (NOTE: Too specific? Could also use 'northern') drivers pissed her off on the highway, and now she's out for revenge. Rachel is cutting down on congestion and making the road a safer place, y'all!

Rachel mercilessly crushes car after car on her back porch, towering above them like a beautiful, Texan Goddess! And don't think you'll be spared from her wrath either! She even takes her sandals off just to make sure she feels it when you burst!