A more suitable size for misbehaved elves is having them shrunken at my mercy. They look up at me quite shocked at their predicament since this kind of thing has never happened at the north pole. There really is no escape either since if they tried to live anywhere else they would go "poof" since they're made of magic. Instead, I'm going to make them go "poof" having fun squashing them like the bugs they've been and disposing them in whatever way I desire.

The first one apologizes as my big foot comes crashing down on his world. No more hot cocoa and movies, no more good life year r...

A more suitable size for misbehaved elves is having them shrunken at my mercy. They look up at me quite shocked at their predicament since this kind of thing has never happened at the north pole. There really is no escape either since if they tried to live anywhere else they would go "poof" since they're made of magic. Instead, I'm going to make them go "poof" having fun squashing them like the bugs they've been and disposing them in whatever way I desire.

The first one apologizes as my big foot comes crashing down on his world. No more hot cocoa and movies, no more good life year round, he didn't even realize what a wonderful life he lived until now as it flashes before his eyes. He kisses my big bare foot in obedience before turning him into a stain on the carpeted floor. The security footage from this crush will be kept to show other elves an example of what happens if they misbehave. Things at the north pole will never be the same again.

The next two freeze in their steps as to not be crushed more in the most painful way possible. I jokingly mention how I could keep one as a foot slave - would he choose a life of servitude to my massive smelly bare feet instead of being crushed by them at this moment? I might be able to consider it.... psyche! He doesn't deserve even that. After twisting and grinding on top of his body I move on to the next who watched the crush up close. The next elf gets squeezed by my big toes, stepped on multiples times, before I crush crush crush him!! Oh, how I needed this!

The next is trembling in fear looking at the fate his future beholds. He would do anything not to have such a fate, so I tell him I won't crush him. He looks so incredibly happy, but has misunderstood me. I'm still going to dispose of him, just in a different way. Instead of having him kiss my foot before I crushed him I have this elf kiss a different part of me for something else to happen. After a kiss on the lips I slurp him in between them and send him on a fun ride down to my belly that I showed him before swallowing him like a sensational snack. Mrs. Claus has no mercy left for naughty elves.

Another naughty little elf has a similar fate, getting pressed into my bely button while I feel the other little elf moving around on the other side. I wonder how long he'll be alive - minutes, hours? Let's see how long I'll be able to feel both of them inside of my belly! After getting tongued into my cheeks, gums, and teeth, I tilt my head back and with the push of a finger he gets pushed down the same dark hole of no return that the previous elf got gulped down into.

For now swallowing elves will be my little secret. I'll just be showing them the crushing part of this footage to keep their behavior at top performance. I'll be happily anticipating taking care of other naughty elves if ever need be!