Katelyn Brooks warmly welcomes her fan, Alan, into her home to hang out while his DVD finishes burning. She asks if he still wants to get eaten like he's said in all of his emails. He indeed does. Now with his undivided attention, she pulls out her scientist's newly invested shrinking device and uses it on him.

It works! Well, the shrinking power of the device works anyway. What else does it do?

Whoever gets shrunken by her becomes immortal, so long as they are always in her presence and so long as they get eaten or crushed at least once a week. If that works then Alan wil... Show more