Incase you didn't hear the latest update about this Shrinkrona thing that you caught... guys like you end up the size of a germ. You continually dwindling away is probably the best thing to ever happen to you though, isn't it? Especially considering the fact that the combination of catching it and having a stimulus check to send Katelyn Brooks has gotten you a one way ticket to getting lodged up into her big milky breasts. Imagine that. All of the food you could possibly eat, your forever home, all for a measly stimulus check!

Honestly, it's better that your stimulus check goes to ... Show more