You've been a very naughty at work, searching up foot porn while you should have been working. You thought deleting your history would destroy all of the evidence, but YOU WERE WRONG!
Your boss has been watching you this entire time. Instead of giving you the boot and firing you, The boss is giving you an entirely new position.

AS HIS PERSONAL FOOT SLAVE

This new promotion needs on the job training so let your big foot boss walk you through your job duties.