So the truth is we did not really need to borrow your vacuum but thanks for being such a sweet neighbor. We actually wanted to invite you over to let you in on a little secret... from our window we can pretty much see everything that happens in your bedroom! These last few months we have just loved seeing all the creative ways you come up with to play with yourself! Don't be embarrassed silly, all boys jerk-off. And hump their mattress. And stick it in a vacuum. Oh no cutie we did not just bring you here to laugh at you, sorry. We are just tired of seeing the show from the cheap seats and we t...

So the truth is we did not really need to borrow your vacuum but thanks for being such a sweet neighbor. We actually wanted to invite you over to let you in on a little secret... from our window we can pretty much see everything that happens in your bedroom! These last few months we have just loved seeing all the creative ways you come up with to play with yourself! Don't be embarrassed silly, all boys jerk-off. And hump their mattress. And stick it in a vacuum. Oh no cutie we did not just bring you here to laugh at you, sorry. We are just tired of seeing the show from the cheap seats and we thought it was time for a private performance.