You've been on a mission to make me burp since the day you met me. It's hilarious and adorable that you've never let it go.

I've probably tried every weird soda a forum can reference- I'm beginning to think you have a fetish. When you pulled yet another can out of your backpack, I took a sip to appease your usual curiosity, and expected the same result my doctor has assured me will always be the case: Burping is anatomically impossible for me, dude!

When the first burp slipped out, I nearly fell over in shock. But my the third, my panties were soaked. I was begging for a s... Show more