I really was just trying to sell your parents a house. But then I saw your picture, and I knew I had one choice: to fuck your step-dad.

After all, you deserved it. What? Surely you weren't foolish enough to believe that there's an expiration date on revenge? I would probably feel bad for you if you weren't such a garbage whore; if you hadn't fucked my high school boyfriend. I don't forgive, and I never forget. And look, I don't feel bad for your step-mom, either. Maybe if she drained her husband's balls once in awhile he wouldn't have been so eager to wreck his happy home.