When Margaret picked up my call, I nearly fainted with relief. It was her day off, her Housewives marathon, and she made it clear that I wasn't to call under any circumstances save for one: an emergency.

And, it was an emergency. An unbelievable, juicy emergency. Jason, or maybe Jesse (?) from accounting was being disciplined right in front of me by the regional manager for jerking his still visible, supersized dick in the janitorial closet. Okay- they were behind glass, but I could still SEE them, so could I be blamed for looking?

In complete shock and fascination, I watc... Show more