I'd been waiting for this moment for a decade; you'd been my unspoken crush for years and tonight was finally the night to make my move. I was NOT about to let another ten years pass without being properly dicked down by you.

There was just one problem- that dick? It was a horrendous sight, the chode of all chodes, a mini carrot wrapped in a skin suit. It was all I could do not to collapse into a fit of hysterics as my dreams of a future together were crushed by something as miniature as that thing you claimed to be a penis. I am human, after all.

But it is precisely becau... Show more