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Since you’re never going to get with hot girls like us, we’ve come up with a more suitable plan for you. You’re going to be our goon slave.

Watch us laugh at you while you effortlessly fall into your new role. We can imagine the stupid look on your face while you worship 3 brats who are totally out of your league.

Whether we’re making you goon to our perfect asses or the dirt on the soles of our shoes, you’ll do anything we say while we mock goonaholic losers like you.