Contessa Zoe and I were looking forward to checking out some amazing soccer games this season when the game was spoiled by losers who faked injuries and took dives. We couldn't help but get off on the fantasy of capturing one of these pathetic athletes and punishing them Girl Next Door style with some brutal Ballbusting action! We torment this loser with some penalty kicks of our own, and we take turns holding him for one another as we Kick, Knee, Punch and Crush his Nuts with sadistic Grabs.