Went to the club with the ladies. Didn't meet anyone cute. Had too many Lemon Drops and not enough water. Uber driver wouldn't shut up about something. I got a mani/pedi for nothing! Just going to go home and eat some junk food. Great, now I've got bugs! Well, my nude stilettos will take care of you. Speaking of...These things are me! Fuck me pumps are not great for dancing in. I can feel how sweaty they are when I rub them. Oh great, another bug! Well, enjoy the view, it'll be your last!

Went to the club with the ladies. Didn't meet anyone cute. Had too many Lemon Drops and not enough water. Uber driver wouldn't shut up about something. I got a mani/pedi for nothing! Just going to go home and eat some junk food. Great, now I've got bugs! Well, my nude stilettos will take care of you. Speaking of...These things are me! Fuck me pumps are not great for dancing in. I can feel how sweaty they are when I rub them. Oh great, another bug! Well, enjoy the view, it'll be your last!