I hope you are enjoying the tour, how do you like it? What? You don't like it? Come on now, Have another look around. I am sure we can come to an agreement. Well then I will just have a smoke while you think about it. Well? Are you are liking it more? Great! I wouldn't want you to walk out of here without buying the house. I even printed the paperwork out. We need to make sure you want it. The house has actually gone up in price. There were some extra taxes involved. I know I'm making unreasonable demands but I know you will buy it. You will sign. You are mine now. I am in control now. You ...

I hope you are enjoying the tour, how do you like it? What? You don't like it? Come on now, Have another look around. I am sure we can come to an agreement. Well then I will just have a smoke while you think about it. Well? Are you are liking it more? Great! I wouldn't want you to walk out of here without buying the house. I even printed the paperwork out. We need to make sure you want it. The house has actually gone up in price. There were some extra taxes involved. I know I'm making unreasonable demands but I know you will buy it. You will sign. You are mine now. I am in control now. You will be completely mesmerized by me. I bet you wondered how I get all my sells. Let's go sit back down and we will finish the paper work. These papers say you are buying the house for £300k, understand? Good. Now sign them, good boy. It's got your cock hard isn't it? Ha and now I've got a nice shopping trip to go on. - Tara May