I'm sure you are already WELL aware, but... just in case you're not, I'm here to remind you that you will NEVER satisfy a woman with that pathetic excuse for a cock. You think you're discreet, watching me and wishing you could cum with me - but you aren't, and you can't! It's actually pretty funny to watch a loser like you pining after me. Since I'm so generous, I will let you jerk off to me JUST this one time - but you'd better hurry, because if I cum first I'm leaving. But wait, there's more... aren't you a little hungry after cumming? Time for a surprise snack.