I'm working on a project, when my professor interrupts to ask if he can offer any assistance. He doesn't have any reading material to offer... but he has something better. He has a replica of a ritual object that historic nomadic women used to use to increase their fertility. He suggests I use it... you know, for a hands-on learning experience. And who am I to decline? As long as it won't really help me get pregnant.

I'm working on a project, when my professor interrupts to ask if he can offer any assistance. He doesn't have any reading material to offer... but he has something better. He has a replica of a ritual object that historic nomadic women used to use to increase their fertility. He suggests I use it... you know, for a hands-on learning experience. And who am I to decline? As long as it won't really help me get pregnant.