Your wife has something to talk to you about... She was looking at the checkbook, and it seems to be a bit unbalanced. She's not in there nearly enough, and you're in there way too much. Something needs to be done about this. Good thing there are just a *few* things She wants, so you can just write it the checks for Her to buy them! Don't worry, your checkbook will be perfectly balanced in no time. She will be all over it while you're no where to be seen. Exactly as it should be.

Your wife has something to talk to you about... She was looking at the checkbook, and it seems to be a bit unbalanced. She's not in there nearly enough, and you're in there way too much. Something needs to be done about this. Good thing there are just a *few* things She wants, so you can just write it the checks for Her to buy them! Don't worry, your checkbook will be perfectly balanced in no time. She will be all over it while you're no where to be seen. Exactly as it should be.