Dating can be so hard, so you decided to go online to see what's out there

See losers like you are too shy to approach women

You are afraid of the rejection

Afraid they will laugh at you

Afriad they will see you for what you really are

Until you come across my profile

And figure out that I not only understand, but get you

I get you to give me everything I want and you get to be yourself

A natural born loser meant to serve

Born to work and slave away for your Goddess