My ass is perfect, there's no debate on this. But there is debate on one thing and it's what you can do for it. Do I want you to touch it? Kiss it? Do literally anything to it? NO LOL. The only thing you can do worth my time is pay it! My ass deserves every single dollar you have. It's owns you and your life. It's all you can think about, all you want, all you need. You don't need anything else but my ass, and the only way to properly worship it, to give thanks to it for being so perfect and for allowing you to get off to it is to pay it. And that's exactly what you're doing today. You're g...

My ass is perfect, there's no debate on this. But there is debate on one thing and it's what you can do for it. Do I want you to touch it? Kiss it? Do literally anything to it? NO LOL. The only thing you can do worth my time is pay it! My ass deserves every single dollar you have. It's owns you and your life. It's all you can think about, all you want, all you need. You don't need anything else but my ass, and the only way to properly worship it, to give thanks to it for being so perfect and for allowing you to get off to it is to pay it. And that's exactly what you're doing today. You're going to pay my ass in this quick little drain as thanks for letting you worship it!