You may pretend to be a real man, but you and I both know better.
I know all the sick and perverted things I can, have, and will make you do for me (while others might look at you with respect and reverence)

It makes Me laugh to think that people assume you’re a successful, well adjusted man ...when actually, you’re a depraved little pervert

but that’s exactly how you like it, isn’t it ?

Set aside a few hours to complete these tasks