For the small price of however much money I demand,

whenever I demand it,

you can be acknowledged by Me.

No, I won’t like you.

I won’t fuck you.

Never ever

I won’t even remember your name.

you just get to pump that useless, hairy, tragically unwanted and unloved cock

and pay Me for absolutely nothing in return.

Lucky you.

Welcome to the wonderful world of being a paypig.