I can’t remember last time I spent My own money. Why would I do that when I have yours? Let Me break it down for you. You work for Me... you slave away at your 9-5 to dispense what’s rightfully Mine. See? Pretty easy, right? Don’t answer that, by the way. ATMs don’t speak. They just obey (and pay.)

I can’t remember last time I spent My own money. Why would I do that when I have yours? Let Me break it down for you. You work for Me... you slave away at your 9-5 to dispense what’s rightfully Mine. See? Pretty easy, right? Don’t answer that, by the way. ATMs don’t speak. They just obey (and pay.)