I invite you over to have some fun with My sweaty putrified feet (post-workout.) I know how much you love sucking the sweat outta them. I know how badly you wanna eat My moldy socks and bury your face in My rancid sneakers. Go ahead, I’ll allow it today. BUT- there’s a catch. I’ll be taking pictures of you every step of the way. And if you fail to fulfill My requests, I’ll be posting them for the world to see ;)