Look, here's what's going to happen. You're giving up pussy. You're giving up sex. You're giving up your unhealthy porn addiction... and you're replacing all of that with (you guessed it) My feet.

You'll be reprogrammed. Rewired. Reborn.

Lucky you! You're going to turn into a weak blubbering Alessa foot junkie. All your time will be spent worshipping them, edging to them, paying them, etc. Welcome to your new life