I think we’ve been too kind to your balls as of late. Let’s change that. I want you to grab a crop or crop-like object. Then you’re going to start slapping those jewels of yours. One after the other, I want you to lay into your balls until your eyes water. I want you to slap them 100 times total. You’ve been under the impression that your balls should be used as an accessory to your pleasure. I want you to forget this notion.

Your balls are meant only for pain.