If you're a member of one of my fanclubs, you're already aware of the vast array of assignments I send my boys. I do love to give you extensive, complicated assignments. Assignments that take hours, days, or even weeks.

This time I'm bringing this assignment to my clip stores. The instructions are simple. You're going to goon for me for two hours. Obviously, there's more to it, but you'll have to buy the video to find out. This assignment is going to be a long, pleasurable journey at my instruction.

Be a good pet and complete this assignment.