Ok, so explain to me why you missed your scheduled tribute. You.. What? Had to buy a gift for your anniversary? Exactly why I am supposed to care about your anniversary? Let's be honest, the only reason you're still in that relationship is because you know that no one else would have you. Well.. no one like ME would have you! Seriously, why don't you come over here and let's compare this wife/girlfriend of yours to me. Let's go down the list of my attributes and see if she can even come close. See these amazing breasts, the ones that make you dizzy just looking at? Do her tits co... Show more