I’ve just had a party and in my usual manner, I’ve made it as extravagant and glorious as I can. But now I have all of these leftover balloons. What do you think I should do with them? Pop them? Well, I’m sure you’d love to see my heels destroy something beautiful. Each sharp point digs into the fragile rubber and such an exciting sound comes out. It’s really quite fun. Especially when I imagine the balloons are your poor little balls.