Sit. Stay. Be quiet. You love sitting there and watching me work while I ignore you, so that’s what’s going to happen today. The famous Laura Dark is going to provide my image to the masses. All the while you’re going sit there useless and throbbing. Watch as I move, flex and bend in my leather outfit. My body is a graceful and beautiful machine that you’re lucky to be even this close to.

Now be a good boy and be quiet while I work.

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