Don't you love playing games? I have one for you. Oh what? Why are you being so sheepish about it? Is it because well, the last few games we played together I completely destroyed you? Oh come on, we can find one you're good at right? I mean of course, just imagine if it was something you really knew how to play and I just completely obliterated you again. I suppose that might make you feel small, wouldn't it?

But you also know that if you won, I would be so impressed with your skills it would just fill you with so much joy. But no matter how good you are at it, you know ... Show more