It’s that time of year again. A fresh new year. A fresh new start. What did you pick for your new year’s resolutions? I guess it really doesn’t matter. You don’t stick to them. You break them before January is done every single year. You really think you’re going to do them this year? I don’t think so.

So here’s the new plan. All the money you were planning to devote to your new resolutions is going to me. Your gym membership? Mine now. Your new clothes? Mine now. You’re going to end up breaking those resolutions anyways.

Let’s just skip the failure an... Show more