“Oh good, it looks like you’re awake. We’ve been at this for quite some time, now haven’t we?” You’ve been down here for weeks with the nurse, enduring experiment after experiment. Unfortunately, she hasn’t quite seen the results she wants to see. You’re still not functioning as an optimal member of society. “I’m beginning to think there’s not much use for you at all. But I think I have one last idea. Something to salvage who you are and make you into someone much better.” She picks up her tools again. “Yes, I don’t think you function properly as a straight man. You’d much better serve soci... Show more