I was lying in bed last night thinking about all you boys who lie in bed next to their wife/girlfriend/whatever... and are really thinking about me. A terrible, wonderful idea popped into my diabolical little brain-- I want you to lie right there next to her and prove your loyalty TO ME. I have a series of very extreme and completely dangerous tests that you must perform as you stroke your way to obedience. You must SHOW ME that you truly belong to me by betraying even the simple act of sharing a bed. This is definitely my most difficult, humiliating homewrecking assignment!... Show more