Since I've been on the Paleo diet, I've had the WORST gas ever. So it was no surprise that I would have to fart right when I was filming. I quickly switched on the camera and recorded these gems as I press my ass in a teeny little thong up to the camera so you can get a BIG whiff. After all, isn't that what you disgusting little creatures are for? Smelling the lovely aroma of my ass? I rub my belly to try to work more gas through and I'm able to squeeze out SEVEN really good ones in less than four minutes!

Get your face up there boy so I can fart right in it!