Oh, your trusty little fleshlight. They’re nice pieces of work. Your fleshlight makes you cum every time. You don’t even have to take it on a date or ask it how its day was. Which is nice, I guess. It’s reliable. But it’s not the same thing as sticking your dick into real pussy.

It doesn’t make the same noises. It doesn’t have the same warm feeling. Here’s no moaning beautiful woman attached to it. But if you like, we can play pretend, can’t we? Let’s do that today. Go get your fleshlight and you can fantasize you’re fucking a real woman for once.

I’ll...

Oh, your trusty little fleshlight. They’re nice pieces of work. Your fleshlight makes you cum every time. You don’t even have to take it on a date or ask it how its day was. Which is nice, I guess. It’s reliable. But it’s not the same thing as sticking your dick into real pussy.

It doesn’t make the same noises. It doesn’t have the same warm feeling. Here’s no moaning beautiful woman attached to it. But if you like, we can play pretend, can’t we? Let’s do that today. Go get your fleshlight and you can fantasize you’re fucking a real woman for once.

I’ll help.