I get so bored just telling you to jerk off all the time. This time I want us to play a little game. Here's how it works. You're going to get your cock out, first of all. Then I'm going to flip this coin. Heads, you can stroke. Tails, it will be a painful task of my choice.

But even that is too simple. I've also got a set of cards that will determine how many strokes or punishments you get per round. Don't worry. I'll walk you through the whole game. You'll either end this game satisfied or sore.

Only time and the coin will tell.