Hey! Eyes up here, dweeb. You know I can see you staring at my tits from the other side of the pool, right? Were you ever planning on coming up to me or were you just going to sit there drooling like an imbecile? What a freak. You can’t even walk up to a woman and say hi when you’re clearly interested in her.

I don’t blame you though. You’re not exactly easy on the eyes. I should get out of the pool and give you a good, swift kick to the balls for being such a pervy gawker. And look at that! You’re hard! You don’t have enough self respect to be offended when a woman tears... Show more