Come, slave. Sit down. It’s time we had a little chat. I’m sure you’ve noticed all the economic changes in the last couple of years. The dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to. Inflation has affected my life personally. But more importantly, it has yet to affect your tribute amounts!

You’re sending me the exact amount you used to send me or other dommes years ago. This tribute amount is no longer acceptable. As my expenses increase, your tributes need to increase. The economy is changing, boys. My rates have to change too.

So pay up.