You've been texting back and forth with this hot as fuck girl you met online. Weeks of steamy messages on both sides have left you aching to meet her in person. You two finally get a hotel together and it looks like you're going to seal the deal on this physical encounter.

Wait... what is she doing? She's throwing your clothes in the hallway and getting a gag out for you. This wasn't what you expected so you start to leave; only to find out she's friends with your wife! She knows you're a cheating bastard and she's going to make you pay for every unfaithful text.