Oh! You're up early! I figured you and my stepson would rest a little longer, considering how late you stayed up. You seem nervous. What are you hiding? Do you have an erection? Don't be embarrassed. It's just a little morning wood. It happens to men of all ages. You're getting older now.

It's perfectly normal to wake up with a little hard on. There's nothing really to do about it but masturbate until it goes away. I'd be happy to help you out there. Come a little closer.

Don't worry about my stepson. He won't hear a thing.