When I'm out somewhere nice and warm, I just hate to wear shoes. I love to walk in the sand, in the soft earth, in the grass. What that inevitably means is that I end up with filthy feet after a while. Which isn't ideal considering I'm always doing photoshoots. That's where you come in. You're going to follow me around and be my new portable foot bath.

Your entire purpose is to wait around until I snap my fingers. When I snap my fingers you're going to come running and your mouth will be on my toes, cleaning them. I don't care if I've stepped in something truly foul or if... Show more