You know, it’s getting pretty late here in the office. I’m bored, I know you’re bored. So let’s liven things up a little. I found some duct tape in the storage closet. If you sit down in your chair, we could have some fun. I could tape you down and there would be no way to stop me from teasing you with my perfect ass. C’mon. Live a little. You know you want to be close to me. You know you want to feel me on your lap.

All you have to do is wear some tape.